Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Whiplash


Why the neck brace, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about me and my insurance company...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Anne had stomach pain. A kind doctor recommended some medicine for her, but the evil insurance company told him to suck it because the medicine was expensive. Along came a new year and a new, seemingly benevolent insurance company that offered to pay for the medicine, and there was peace in the land. 

But then the benevolent insurance company came down with a case of the crankies and couldn't decide if they wanted to continue paying for the expensive medicine or not. 

"We're so happy the medicine works," they wrote, "we'll continue to fund your health and happiness."

Later the same day, they wrote, "We've changed our minds, we DON'T want to pay for the medicine. Mwuhahahahaha!"

The kind doctor's kind nurse called the insurance company because she was confused. And they decided to remain benevolent and cover the medicine. And hopefully, there was peace in the land.

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