2009: A Preview

In 2009 I plan to:

1. Rock the world with my song stylings.
2. Get a post in the Obama administration as the "Princess of Awesome."
3. Accomplish all things awesome in said post.
4. Find a cure for my fear of heights and water plants.
5. Sell said cure and make a million billion dollars.
6. Travel somewhere cool (not for work).
7. Breathe in, and then breathe out.  Repeat 18,000 - 30,000 times per day.
8. Take on Venus & Serena Williams single-handedly and show them how tennis is played.
9. Tell people what I'm really thinking.
10. Teach my cat to clean his own litter box.