Dear Insurance Company

You suck big time. Thanks for waiting for 3 weeks to not approve the medicine I need. That gives me 3 weeks of staying on my old, ineffective medicine. And now, a few more while we figure out what is next. That's 3+ weeks that the inflammation wins.

I hope I don't have to have surgery again because I'm sure you'd be pissed at having that bill to pay just because you wouldn't fork over money for a prescription in the short term.  Actually, other than the surgery part, that sounds kinda good to me right now.

I hope Obama kicks your ass and takes your names.  And then gives me a chance to throw in a sucker punch or two.

Love,

Anne