"Hi Anne, it's me. I can't believe they named the baby Costco! Give me a call when you get a chance. Bye!"
Some dear friends, Marc & Perrin, had a baby boy late last week. They didn't share the baby's name ahead of time, just like their last pregnancy with Malia. I think we were all pretty sure that this baby wouldn't end up with a name like Joe or Bob. If the mom's name is Perrin, it doesn't really work well to go everyday with the rest of the family.
And Marc & Perrin do indeed have a membership to Costco - I clearly remember that they got their membership before moving to Hawaii earlier in the decade. But being the Boulderites they are, I'd assume they'd choose a local business name (McGuckin's has a nice ring to it) before a national chain if they decided to indeed name their progeny after consumerism.
Fortunately for all involved (especially the baby) there was a horrible connection in the game of telephone announcing the baby's name. I told my dad, who told my mom, who got it all wrong when she called me. And baby Costco is actually baby Kosmo.